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A'aaaaa the Alphabetically First

A'aaaaa the Alphabetically First, son of Z'zzzzz the Alphabetically Last, and husband (and cousin) of Ooooo'ood the Alphabetically Middling, lived during The Sundered Era.

Z'zzzzz named A'aaaaa this because he hated being alphabetically last and wanted to turn the tables for his son (even though A'aaaaa hated being alphabetically first.) They were a relatively wealthy family in The Sickle (which isn't saying much) having made their fortune on their Dellberry farm.

As A'aaaaa grew older, many of his friends went on grand adventures, and he was left alone in a tiny, unnamed village, with nothing but his glorious mansion and many servants and a wealth of food. A'aaaaa died at the age of 34, but the cause remains a mystery. Not because it was a mysterious death, but because no one cared.