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Alexi Chandler

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Alexi Chandler

 

"..." - Alexi Chandler

 

Known for being the writer and one of the voice actors for the infamous Wizbits Extreme, Alexi Chandler has long been the "patron saint of raw deals" for anything related to ELOTH:TES. Garnering no awards or caustic mocking, no attention (good or bad), and silently returning from whence she came afterward, she exemplifies perhaps the bottom rung of those associated with The Elemenstor Cycle, far from the exotic adventures, comas, and bouts of insanity featured by the others.

 

It doesn't help that she is a rather imposing figure; despite being the shortest non-midget to work on an Elemenstor project, her personal magnetism has been decribed as "choking" and "opressive" by her co-workers, and a unique birth defect that makes her eyes reflect the light in dim conditions helps amplify the charismatic and disturbing aura she projects.

 

After leaving Wizbits Extreme, she quietly left professional work, although she has had quite the life in the urban legends of the myriad artists and writers working on bits and pieces of the Cycle, mainly in the form of the "Specter of Dread" that many have claimed to see. For instance, Annonymous Miranda claimed she saw Alexi in her bathroom mirror the day before she checked in to work on the comic book, only to turn around and see nobody there. She claimed to see Alexi many times during the run of the comic, such as before Furry People Attack and Popsicle Girl went to press, and nearly every day as she worked on the final twenty issues. The cast and crew of The Elemenstor Saga have reported disruptions and equipment failure alongside sightings of "some tiny chick with glowing eyes", incidents referred to as the "This Is What You Get For Tampering In Brahe's Domain" Curse. Some Fan Fiction authors behold the specter in their monitors, or realized that the Lady Absinthia-on-Lopae of Hopea-action scene they've been writing for the past hour is, in fact, ASCII art of Alexi Chandler. Most recently, there have been repeated sightings of Alexi in and around Oak and Pine's meeting rooms over Elemenstor Gearstrike.

 

Brad Aviar, unofficial "master chief" of Team Oak, officially stated this at a conference meeting with the writers of Elemenstor Gearstrike:

 

"Okay, I know that you claim to have seen Alexi Chandler in the bathroom, or under the stairwell, or coming from out the walls. These are just daydreams and culture shock, nothing more--the better you get used to Japan, the less you'll see of her. And besides, all this talk of her 'blending into the shadows' or 'levitating several feet above the ground'? Anybody can do it, it just takes practice at hiding and some strong ankles. This is the last I want to hear of that, alright? Alright. Oh, and if she corners you, just open your pack of foxfire and draw a circle around you with the luminesence. She can't pass a circle of foxfire, it's her ba... uh, superstitious inclination.

"Get it together, people! We have a show to make, and we can only blame supernatural interference for so many things before they start slashing our budget."

 

Alexi Chandler, from her home in Wisconson, responded to interviews by staring straight at them until they left, which took from fifty minutes to two seconds, depending on the time of day she was asked.

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