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Armor of Fullestchesthood

A ridiculously powerful knockoff of the Armor of Fullchesthood, the Armor of Fullestchesthood was an attempt to top the Robes of Fullchesthood. Unfortunately, the Armor was slightly over-enchanted, but nothing was thought of it at the time of creation. It was given to Sorilae Hartsel, the Great-Great Granddaughter of the famed Lopae of Hopea to try on.

Unfortunately, as it turned out, the armorsmiths responsible for enchanting the artifact forgot to limit the power of the suit's effects. All present at the test were crushed to death, and Sorilae sat helplessly as her metal-clad chest expanded unchecked, destroying first the room and then the entire building. Fortunately for her (and the town she was in), she managed to undo the backstrap before she was crushed to death, instantly reverting her bosom to normal proportions without so much as a stretchmark. The Armor of Fullestchesthood was soon destroyed as a menace to all Battal. Unfortunately, the experience was not without consequence to Sorilae, and she soon developed severe lower-back pains.