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Awesome Armor of Aweless Armoring

This armor was originally created by an elemenstor that tried to create an armor of light, but instead created a peice of armor that couldn't arm nor protect a man nor a woman nor any other type of creature but awed all that looked at it.

The armor is, unfortunetly, improperly molded, and a mild fall the Elemenstor had whilst wearing the armor ended up breaking off his xyphoid process and sending it into his heart. This, more than its aweless armoring, makes it infamous.

At least in one of the episodes of The Wizbits, Lander mentions his worst nightmare involved him wading into combat wearing the Awesome Armor of Aweless Armoring.