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Beer Bong

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Beer Bong

One of the dark and horrific items whose creation is attributed to the Eldritch Beings Beyond Comprehension, little is known about this accursed container, save that it can be filled with Awesomesauce, Bitchinbrau, or Super Duper Lager for "Much Partyage".

 

Whosoever comes into posession of one of the fourty-seven hundred (Yes, there are alot of them.) dreaded Beer Bongs, will be unable to get rid of it, simply filling it and drinking from it ad infinitum until they die of old age, grow out of it, or die of Acute Alcohol Poisoning.

 

It is believed that this accursed item can be destroyed by being cast into the Holy Incinerator. However, this belief is false as several Elemenstors have commented that the Holy Incinerator is: "Not really all that holy."

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