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The Biggest Gorefest Ever

A horrific string of murders held within 13 minutes of each other, the Biggest Gorefest Ever was the first atrocity comitted by MooMaa in a larger city. While he had terrorized smaller locales before, his name had yet become the epithet/thing-of-fear it is now; after getting the hang of his new body, he infiltrated the doomed city of Disposcyl-Aerie (or Disp-Aer for short), in The Shield.

What began as an innocuous Sock Puppet show in the main street plaza quickly drew the attention of authorities when someone pointed out that one of the socks was, in fact, crafted from what looked like tanned human skin. Upon being discovered, Moo Maa burst from the puppet-show-theater-box-thing and killed the first person he saw using the non-skin sock puppet.

From there erupted a kinetic series of brutal murders comitted entirely with found weapons, from loose cobblestones to forks to heavier books to smaller beds. Each murder seamlessly blended into the next; upon reaching the final living thing, the town sheriff, he drew his deadly Ecto-Sword, Howling Dark, and decapitated him. Taking a moment to appreciate his handiwork, Moo Maa then used the viscera of the slain to compose an epic, rhyming poem describing his exploits, titled The Flesh-Prince of Disp-Aer.

The massacre gained a rare perfect score (2) from Despotism Weekly and ushered in Moo Maa as the hip new ender of lives.