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Blork

Blork- (blōrk'), v. t. & i. {Latin blorkus, meaning to blork} 1. the act of blorking –n. 2. an impossible sound to describe as it is only made by certain species of gryfigraltius gnunsusu, of which Gryffigraltium the Narrating is one. For one who has never heard a blork, the closest thing to it would be if one were to magnetically accelerate a pillow filled with molten lead and fire it at the nearest interplanetary chain of restaurants; and even that doesn’t come close to a real blork. (One might first need to build an interplanetary chain of restaurants.) 3. also, an archaic method of speech used only by Gryffigraltium the Narrating in lieu of engaging in the act commonly known as blorking (see Blork, 2.). It should be mentioned that the knowledge of this secondary blorking language has been not so much lost through apathy, as it has been just set aside to be learned on a later date set by The Procrastinatorial College of Memberly Memberators due to said apathy.