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Borner

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Borner

 

A Life Elemenstor. Contray to popular belief, Life Elemenstors are not nurturing hippie types - although they were at first. Life Elemenstors have years of backed-up frustration and anger at the more outwardly offensive varieties of Elemenstors built up. This has driven them to contact and manifest more and more Life Elemanifestations that can strike offensive gears.

 

Borners are constantly trying to prove they are not not "wimpy healing white mages", but rather draw on the side of Life that involves survival of the fittest, nature red in tooth and claw, and things eating eachother to survive. While many Life Elemenstors enter their profession with idealistic goals of curing sickness, injury, and disease - they soon get sick and tired of everyone running up to them and saying "Heal plz", that they explode in a rage and start transfiguring plants into deadly monsters to beat the crap out of things.

 

Their berserker personalities are strengthened by the fact that they can heal almost all the wounds they may suffer in any situation.

 

The psychological evolution of a Borner tends to go something like this:

  • "I have the Knack and I don't want to hurt anyone. I think I'll study Life!"
  • "I'm gonna heal everybody and cure all sickness!"
  • "Fluffy bunnies and peace!"
  • "OK, here's the healing Gear, but could you use a potion next time, maybe?"
  • "There's your limb back, again. Could you try not losing it again?"
  • "I really CAN do something more than heal, you know?"
  • "Dammit! There, I fixed you again. Can I do something else?"
  • "Heal your own goddamned papercut!"
  • "GRAAH! DIE DIE DIE! Wow. This feels really GOOD."
  • "Don't bother me unless you lose a major organ. I'm going to go slaughter that group of War Men over there. Try and stay outta my way and step around the trail of disembowled organs I'll leave."

 

They start off like Ghandi meets Florence Nightingale, but often end up like a bizarre hybrid of Wolverine and Tarzan.

 

Notable Life Elemenstors

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