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Brainmanglement Elemenstation

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Brainmanglement Elemenstation

 

An Elemenstation of middling order, Brainmanglement was commonly used to confuse and control the minds of an Elemenstor's quarry -- that is, until a paper submitted by the Deacon of Letters of the Elvangella School of Elemenstation proved that an imbalanced Brainmanglement could, at times, fuse itself with produce vegetation to ill effect. (See: MooMaa; The shanty, The Terrible Lettuce Woke Delberry Square)

 

As Brainmanglement was primarily used as support Elemenstation before the Deacon of Letters published his paper, it was never really considered a field of study worth mastering. One of the few Brainmanglement specialists, one Oreil Draced, was notorious for having become an expert totally by accident; he seemed to use Brainmanglement Elemenstation semi-intuitively and subconsciously, never actually meaning to apply it when he did. While this never resulted in the terrible effects that usually accompany haphazardly applied Brainmanglement (perhaps this was because most of the vegetable matter Oreil consumed was processed into some form of pastry) it certainly made for some strange stories from those he met.

 

Some critics smirkingly claim that King Ronard and his Very Large But Unenchanted Spikey Hammer were the first practitioners of Brainmanglement. Their smirking ends when their brains begin to leak out of their ears.

 

Elza Shiiwulf of the Surro Surregard is one of the most famous practitioners of Brainmanglement Elemenstation.

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