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Chaos Sloth Ninja

Bogyn's Nastiness Rating: 17 (Quite Nasty)

Creature Families: Bestial, Magimal

What happens when you blend a Ninja, a sloth, and a heaping helping of chaos? The chaos sloth ninjas might very well be an example of what you'd get.

A chaos sloth ninja resembles, to quote, "a sloth tye-dyed by a madman in a cauldron of boiling madness and Red Dye No. 8." Their methodical stealth makes them deadly assassins, waiting in places until their target wanders beneath them before dropping like spastically lazy balls of fur and fangs.

Gorg Stinkrot was besieged by chaos sloth ninjas, as was King Blontyak, who famously responded to a chaos sloth ninja attack by ducking out of the way of its attack and then ruthlessly punching out the thing as it lay sprawled out and helpless on the ground, as was his style.

When they're sleeping, these little guys are actually kind of cute.