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Children

A larval form of Men. To all appearences, they seem to be like minature versions of men, except with less hair, intelligence, and self-control; as well as higher-voices, and shrunken and useless reproductive organs. They are also generally more cruel and more likely to be jerks than Men, although their lack of body strength and height generally prevents them from acquiring anything they can use to do too much damage. Left to their own devices, they are filthy, perverse, and foul-mouthed.

After about 12 years of this stage, they go through a disgusting and disorienting pupal stage, during which they acquire oily-skin, body hair, and a sullen and angry attitude towards the world. From this stage, they mutate and usually emerge as a member of the race of Men or Women Folk. Somewhat more rarely, they may also become Non-Elves, Fancy Men, Guys Who Are Totally Lame And Dress Up Like Ninjas, Particularly Unwomenly Women Folk, or Particularly Womenly Unwomen Folk.