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Dagon's 8th Sword Of Power Against Wood

Dagon, a mysterious smith who made this sword, called this his 8th Sword of Power, although he never apparently crafted the first 7. It was thought that he believed that people were made of wood when he crafted this, but it is obviously not the case. After many fine warriors lost their lives believing this weapon gave them an edge, a wise swordsman discovered it's power, when he chopped straight through a tree with it, but could not cut a single leaf a moment later. He renamed the sword, and sold it to a logger named Steve. Steve was later killed by pink Dyemons summoned by an inept rune writer, as he had accidentally mulched all the pointy sticks around him.

It is now apparently kept by the pink Dyemons that killed poor Steve, but they have no idea that it only destroys wood, especially sticks, and nobody is really looking for the sword anyway.

Clearly, Dagon's 8th Sword Of Power Against Wood is not what you would use when up against a level 27 High Dark Elemenstor with Claygon's 18th Level Intransigent Ring Of Controlling.