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A skilled Dairy Mage often represents the true power behind any Dairy Bishop, as a Bishop rarely has the mystical might to back up his orders. Several Dairy Bishops have made effort to become Dairy Magi also, and vice-versa, but this has usually resulted in a sad, misshappen clot of Cream Ma-ship, or possibly Clotted Bish-Age.

Dairy Magi are often considered useless because of their one major failing: While they can control and manipulate dairy products, they are helpless before dairy producers, so cow-and=goat related deaths amongst Dairy Magi are rather high.

Their greatest skill is the creation of Cream So Heavy It Cannot Be Classified As Cream And Is Instead Considered An Exotic Form Of Matter