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Darkrift Hatmaker

A strange and unexplainable fact about the Darkrift is that in the center of the rift, there was a time vortex producing an infinite number of hats. All shapes and sizes of hats were being produced from all different time periods in all different universes. This was stopped when the pull of the Darkrift that had been keeping these hats at bay collapsed for an infinitely small amount of time, and obviously an infinite amount of hats divided by an infinitely small amount of time is infinity divided by infinity, which is one. The collapse of the Darkrift allowed a single hat to appear, containing the entirety of the Darkrift within it's magical fibers. This was known as the Darkrift Fedora.