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Dinner Platemail

The famed Dinner Platemail is probably the most useless piece of armor for protection in all of Battal, yet great for eating off of, since it is made entierly of white dinner plates and in addition to the pain of a sword or a mace the broken shards of whatever generic white dinner plates are made of pierce the body, causing unimaginable agony.

The only possible reason for why this truly useless piece of equipment is famous is due to the tale of the self-cannibalizing War Man Kraugh, who ate himself using that very piece of armor.