Back to ELotH:TESP&PRPG

Disadvantage: Jerk

Being a Jerk is essentially the opposite of being a sycophant, it consists of being annoying and generally unpleasant, you insult everyone you meet and are a magnet of hatred.

Ass: -30 points, Dumbass: -60 points, Jackass: -90 points, Certified Asshole: -120 points

Ass:

• You're an ass, everyone hates you, I mean, why can't you just stop being such an ass, you ass.

• -2 to Public Relations.
  • Roll 1d23-2+WIT against whoever you're talking to's 1d23+WIS, unless you tie or beat them, your "You" alignment is perceived as "Down", if your "You" alignment is already perceived as "Down" then their attitude towards you dives by 1 level.
    • If the above occurs and their attitude is already at "Homocidal" they hit you for 1d5 health, unless they're a peasant, in which case they try to hit you, but end up somehow killing or injuring themselves in the process.

Dumbass:

• God are you annoying, you just can't stop, can you? You persist with your stupidity and off-pissing no matter what.

• -4 to Public Relations.
  • Roll 1d23-4+WIT against whoever you're talking to's 1d23+WIS, unless you tie or beat them, your "You" alignment is perceived as "Down" and their attitude towards you dives by 1 level, if they're already at "Homocidal" they hit you for 1d5 health, unless they're a peasant, in which case they try to hit you, but end up somehow killing or injuring themselves in the process.
    • if your "You" alignment is already perceived as "Down" then their attitude towards you dives by 2 levels.
    • If both of the above occurs they hit you for either 2d5 health or with their most powerful yet nonlethal weapon, whatever is more, unless they're a peasant, in which case they try to hit you, but end up somehow killing or injuring themselves in the process.

Jackass:

• You're a godamn nusance, you know that?! You're of no help whatsoever and your attitude is just harmful to the party, we're kicking you out.
  • The above is what your party members are most likely to say to you any second now, jackass.

• -6 to Public Relations.
  • Roll 1d23-6+WIT against whoever you're talking to's 1d23+WIS, unless you tie or beat them, your "You" alignment is perceived as "Down" and their attitude towards you dives by 2 levels, if they're already at "Homocidal" they hit you for either 2d5 health or with their most powerful yet nonlethal weapon, whatever is more, unless they're a peasant, in which case they try to hit you, but end up somehow killing or injuring themselves in the process.
    • if your "You" alignment is already perceived as "Down" then their attitude towards you dives by 3 levels.
    • If both of the above occurs they hit you for either 4d5 health or with their second most powerful weapon, whatever is more, unless they're a peasant, in which case they try to hit you, but end up somehow killing or injuring themselves in the process.

Certified Asshole:

• Everybody has had enough of you the moment they meet you, you seem to like all this extra hatred and you do anything to gain more of it, either that or you're a masochist and you enjoy getting punched/impaled.

• -6 to Public Relations.
  • Roll 1d23-6+WIT against whoever you're talking to's 1d23+WIS, unless you tie or beat them, your "You" alignment is perceived as "Down" and their attitude towards you dives by 2 levels, if they're already at "Homocidal" they hit you for either 4d5 health or with their most powerful, whatever is more, unless they're a peasant, in which case they try to hit you, but end up somehow killing or injuring themselves in the process.
    • if your "You" alignment is already perceived as "Down" then their attitude towards you dives by 3 levels.
    • If both of the above occurs they enter a homocidal rage of which you've never seen, they will attempt to kill you no matter what, unless they're a peasant, in which case they try to kill you, but end up somehow killing or injuring themselves in the process.

Note: "Jerk" rolls are classified as Public Relations rolls and all non stat modifiers are applied.

Note2:If you get Epic Change:Pissed Off the GM all jerk rolls instantly suceed and unless the talkee is a peasant, he instantly turns into a level 19 Hitter Man.