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Elemenstoring Police

The Elemenstoring Police, or EP is an organization whose purpose was to enforce a series of strict laws set forth by Theoric the Eversnide and partially funded by the action figure and peanut production sales of the Endless Scion that preceded him. At first, there was great outcry against the sudden loss of liberties, though it was short lived. Once Theoric's Laws were published, they were generally considered laughable, not to mention trivial.

Using his position as High Augur, Theoric gave the Police almost unlimited power under the stipulation that they could never turn it against him. Surprisingly, the Elemenstoring Police has the lowest rate of corruption of any organization, even less than the famed Church of the Charnel Worm. This is partially due to the high moral code that each member is held to, but the job pays little, has 13 hour work days, and requires donning the EP uniform for any official business. The uniform weights approximately 12 rotary tillers (see: Weights and Measures), which is around 95 pounds. It also happens to be a garish lime green color. Most anyone with any sense of self worth would never even consider being an Elemenstoring Policeman.