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Elfwiches

Page history last edited by PBworks 17 years, 11 months ago

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Elfwiches

Popular sandwiches among Orcs, Trolls, and Ogres. Elfwiches are often enjoyed with a tall glass of Sprites.

 

There also exists a sweet sandwich candy nicknamed "elfwiches" because they are supposed to be sweet enough to satisfy the refined elven pallete. Elves do not find them funny. Popular tastes of Elfwiches include grapefruit, Eldersbaneberry, goat anus, and pineapple.

 

See Also: Elf-Witches. For the love of all the gods, do not confuse the two.

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