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Elza Shiiwulf of the Surro Surregard

A student of Brainmanglement Elemenstation, Elza was featured in Journey to the Center of the Pit. In that episode, she took over the mind of MooMaa, thereby creating StrangeCharmed Moo Maa. She also manipluated an army of mind-controlled servants to prevent the Wizbits from reaching the Heart of Fire.

In an apparent ploy to get more teenage boys to watch the show, Elza was very scantily clad, and in each apperance seemed to be wearing less clothes. She also made what can only be construed as sexual advances towards Lander, eventually going so far as to lick him. Although it apparently took her about half a second, this scene was stretched into approximately two minutes on the show. A commercial break famously took place halfway through the lick, in what was probably an attempt to keep viewers enthralled. This episode, and to a lesser degree the two minute clip of Elza licking Lander, are popular on file sharing networks across the Internet.