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Epic Flu

A disease brought on by an overdose of Epicness.

Symptoms of Epic Flu include a high battle-fever, delusions of grandeur, and an insatiable desire to venture for treasure and glory. Unless properly treated, sufferers of Epic Flu will almost always get themselves killed trying to slay Dragons or some nonsense.

On the other hand, historians believe that some of Battal's most prominent figures suffered from Epic Flu. The disease, coupled with their own inate greatness, drove them to do things well beyond the scope of normal men.

Unless you have inate greatness, it is suggested you see a doctor about the disease.

The subject of the folk song (Talkin' Bout) Elemstruation.