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Epic Crisps

Page history last edited by Tim 17 years, 9 months ago

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Epic Crisps

Crunchy Fried Disc Snacks

 

Mysterious Crunchy Fried Things of epic deliciouscity; they were marketed to rebellious kids who stayed up late at night to watch violent and sexy television, and sold next to potato chips, primarily in gas stations. They had advertisements featuring MooMaa covered in the particular flavor-dust being advertised, along with the tagline, "If you don't eat them, you're a pussy." They were not made of potato, despite the automatic assumption, and are in fact made of highly undesirable substances. The chips were later taken off the market for undisclosed reasons, though pseudo-officially this was for not stating the main ingredient on the packaging as anything more than an "undisclosed hybrid foodstuff."

 

The chips came in nacho, ranch, and barbeque flavors; disturbingly, so did Moo Maa.

Comments (6)

Anonymous said

at 8:28 am on Jun 7, 2006

Excellent.I Praise you jute mill,for being able to put in in far far better words than mine

Anonymous said

at 8:45 am on Jun 7, 2006

wow that makes me sound stupid....

Anonymous said

at 8:54 am on Jun 7, 2006

Heh, no problem.

Everybody does a lot of poorly-worded stuff at the beginning. For me it's usually due to lack of sleep. Thanks to this being a wiki, we can cover each others' literary asses. It's cool that way.

Anonymous said

at 8:55 am on Jun 7, 2006

...by "in the beginning" I mean "and also into the middle and continuing on into forever." Man, some of the stuff that falls out of my keyboard...

Anonymous said

at 9:09 am on Jun 7, 2006

Well thats why were not epic authors like tycho.

TychoCelchuuu said

at 4:55 pm on Jun 7, 2006

Dangit for a second I thought someone was reading my stuff.

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