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Extract of Sun

Extract of Sun is something that is almost somewhat utterly useless. Not quite though. The only way to actually travel to the Sun to get Sun extract is to carefully aim and unleash the Hurricane in a Bottle. Keeping in mind that the one flung at the sun must be wearing the fabled Armor of Awezomg. Without the armor, the one flung would be instantly killed in the wondrous wrath of the sun. So instead, they are left to be feeling sufficiently uncomfortable as they attempt to gather Extract of Sun. The blade Evyyrnagg, the AdviceBlade must be used to aid you in your attempt. Rather painful though, seeing as you must jam the blade rather hard into your ear for it to tell you how to do anything at all. But supposedly, it will tell you how to gather Extract of Sun. If it doesn't, too bad for you. Extract of Sun can be used for a variety of incredibly stupid tasks. First of all, working as a bad lamp, that only half lights your rooms. Secondly, it can be used in many forms of cosmetic potions, to give your skin the appearance of an unseemly glow (also you get a sunburn). Though there is one actual potion that requires Extract of Sun. It is the Unnamably Named Potion of Utter Destruction Though Only on Tuesdays. It is said to be one of the 47 starts to the Apocalypse...

Extract of Sun is known to be entirely deadly to any Vampyre that may be dumb enough to drink it.