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Far-Grasp Grape Juice

A psionic treat detailed in Culimancy Made Easy. The magic not only makes the grape juice sweet and cold without needing special treatment, it also grants a temporary power to move things just by concentrating. The more grape juice ingested, the longer the duration and the more minute the effects can get. The weightiest object that can be lifted can be about as heavy as a large jug full of ale.

The ideal use of the juice is outlined in the legendary tome, Behold, Maiden, Thy Pantaloons Hast Been Zapped!, a documentary of what many claim to be the best Ezermethalon Under 19's Wet T-Shirt Contest ever. Far-grasp grape juice is also credited with causing the popularity of the term "grape juice concentrate."