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Furnication

Furnication is a term, often used pejoratively, describing erotic acts between or involving living furniture (i.e. Furniliars, or works depicting the same. While furnication has been around ever since mankind created the first proto-ottoman, ELotH:TES has doubtless raised awareness of furnication and furnies. The most notable illustration of furnication is the doujin Submission: CABINET, the publication of which resulted in obscenity charges for the author, which led to a landmark 2003 trial in Japan. (See also: furniphilia.)

The preferred term for furnication among furnies is creak.

While there are many terms to express the sexual aspect of what Furnies do, such as shooting the davenport, its all the same a beautiful thing.

You're not going to believe this, but there are even a bunch of Furniture Porn sites. Seriously, go look. Unless you're at work.