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Furnisaurus

Page history last edited by PBworks 16 years, 3 months ago

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Furnisaurus (Clicheus Crappilatinus)

 

Bogyn's Nastiness Rating: 10 (Not Very Nasty At All)

Creature Families: Furniturian, Giant

 

"Furnisaurus" was the name given to the skeleton found hundred layers under the earth. It's suspected to be from The Forlorn Era Of Pensive Twiddle. It is a furniliar in shape, but with gigantic tusks, spikes, and, apparently, a kiwi fruit was stuck between its eyes.

 

It's the largest piece of furniture known to man. And Dim Elf... but... that's not saying much. Although it is worth noting that, if the Furnisaurus is really really big put next to a standard human craftsman's chair, compared to what the best ("best" if you want to be honest) Dim Elf craeftsguy can manage, the Furnisaurus is something like a dark and great god of comfortable over sized seating. Exhumed Furnisaurus skeletons often suffer from makeshift Dim Elf shrines built incompetently around them, which leads to the skeleton being besieged with casually discarded Dim Elf waste and/or corpses, depending on weather or not perilous circumstances are about.

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