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Furniture

General

Originally one of the four Most Discerning Races, created along with the Vale of Farth. Considered the most rational of the original four races because of their vast reserves of slack, many of the later evolutions of the races of Battal have at least some Furniture ancestry, including the Ecreekem and their probable descendents the Dim Elves. See also Furnies.

Apparent Descendents

• Ambulatory Dressers
• Armchair
• Armchair Mindsmiths
• Armoires of Anonymity
• Chests
• Comfortable-Looking Sofa
• Dim Elves
• Ecreekem
• End Table
• Fungal Footstools
• Furnies (at least according to Kinloboy Furnies, and the argument that they are in fact descended from furniture has been used in at least one legal defense of the practice)
• Furniliars
• Hassock of Doom
• Hatstands of the Totem
• Infinite Table
• Mightstand
• Naturally Occuring Flying Wing Chairs
• Nightstand
• Paper furniture
• Raging Recliners
• Surreptitious Seating
• Toaster
• Too Soft Mattress