‘Grizzly’ Grumper wondered why none of the young women ever looked at him in that way they seem to reserve for Bl'ng Chiselchin and the men of the Watch before their village was ruined. Why, even Sasquilla seemed to heave her bosom at Sherbert Candydyam a bit more then was decent these days. He wandered away from camp to pick wild flowers, and ponder the matters of the heart some more. He knew he was big, but he was honest and handsome in his own way, someone would like to receive flowers from him. Suddenly a ferocious Gore-Orc attacked ‘Grizzly!’ He forgot that bullshit as he reached for his dagger, but the Gore-Orc kicked him in his loins and he dropped the knife so then he elbowed the Orc in the kidney and bit his throat but the Orc punched his eye over and over and then karate chopped him in the face so ‘Grizzly’ just started punching the Gore-Orc’s vitals until they were pulpy and useless and the rage of the Orc causes him to shriek blood everywhere in the froth of war! ‘Grizzly’ hatched a bloody war plan -griping the creatures chest, he hauled the ribcage out of its body, which he then wore as a hat for the rest of the story, no matter what.