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Guys Who Are Totally Lame And Dress Up Like Ninjas

Not to be confused with the much cooler and much less lame Ninjas, The Guys Who Are Totally Lame And Dress Up Like Ninjas are practically just men who are...totally lame...and dress up...like ninjas.

The Guys Who Are Totally Lame And Dress Up Like Ninjas are rumored to have gained their unique powers (Read: The Balls to impersonate guys who could cut their...balls...off.) through a unique combination of large amounts of ale, stout, lager, and a unique form of Super Duper Lager, that, when combined with a local peasant telling The Guys Who Are Totally Lame And Dress Up Like Ninjas that they were totally lame and that he bet they couldn't dress up like ninjas, formed an explosive combination.

The Guys Who Are Totally Lame And Dress Up Like Ninjas are not known to posess any apparant fighting skill, in-fact, they spend most of their time driving around in a beat up Trans-Am (Non Canonical: Need Source; I think I know the reference) and trying to pick up wenches with pickup lines involving throwing stars.

Were The Guys Who Are Totally Lame And Dress Up Like Ninjas to ever meet a Pirate, they would most likely moon him and then collapse in a drunken stupor.

Often The Completely Ordinary Non-Elves and The Guys Who Are Totally Lame And Dress Up Like Ninjas will have members who were formerly one and then switched over to the other. Additionally, the two groups are known to rent convention space together in order to take advantage of bulk discount rates.