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Hair Massacre

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A tragic massacre led by programmers who animated the movie Final Furniture VII: Accession Progeny after the graphical downgrade due to the Eye Explosion Epidemic. When the programmers realized that they had wasted hours of their life on Fogg's stupid hair only to have their work flushed down the toilet, they killed everyone involved with the project (and some people that weren't, just to up the body count). 62 were killed, while 5 were maimed horribly. The massacre ended when the programmers died of starvation, having been so caught up in the killings that they forgot to eat.

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