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Hemerculanes

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Hemerculanes

 

A mighty hero of Atlantistantinople, born during its Tough Age, reputedly the son of a local flatwhore and the great spoon god Oneid who had taken the form of Man to bear a mortal son. Whence our mighty hero-to-be was expelled from his mother's womb, grasped tightly in his stubby fingers was his brother, the legendary Spwork, the Spoon/Sword/Fork hybrid of ancient myth.

 

To the superstitious men of the time, this was an omen of great danger, and they cast Hemerculanes and Spwork into the wilds to starve and die. But that would not happen this day, as feral spoons came upon them and raised the twin brothers to young adulthood.

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