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I've Had One Too Many...
A popular song amongst those more fond of strong beverage than sharp mental faculties, the tune is derived from the slurred gibberish found spouting from the mouths of bibulous heroes found staggering home after a hard day of trying to invade the dens of the ferocious wombat.
I've had one too many
and too many too few
I think I look so beatiful
I think that you do too
I've had one too many
it's plain and clear to see
I've had one too many
but since you look so gorgeous,
that one must have been three
I drank a drink for each wombat
I drank a draft from my hat
because when I saw those wombats
in my pants I shat
I've had one too many
I can't find the key to my door
I've had one too many
and I pray this girl ain't a...
At this point the singer usually either passes out, or is clubbed over the head by his wife as he attempts to enter his home with a less reputable lass tucked under his arm or thrown over his shoulder as circumstances dictate.
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