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Infinite Smorgasbord

Infinite Smorgasbord is exactly as it sounds: an assortment of dishes so incomprehensibly vast that to describe it even as Epic would be to hideously understate its awe-inspiring mass. Whether the Smorgasbord is truly, as the name would suggest, infinite, is a matter many a spirited gourmand has set out to determine, though all those who have attempted to conquer the mighty buffet have either returned home with their appetite forever lost, or not returned at all.

The table on which the Smorgasbord lies is known as the Infinite Table, and resides within a grand hall of stone that presumably employs some form of Tardis Physics.