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James Langomedes is Batshit Loco

Though Bennerich Felchem bears a deep and abiding grudge against ELOTH:TES and especially the Wizbits Elemenstor Battle card game, there is no individual he disliked more than the infamous James Langomedes, and thus his latest work to date is an examanation of exactly why James Langomedes is, well, batshit loco.

To prove that James Langomedes is, in fact, batshit loco, Felchem provides a detailed biography of Langomedes from age 8 to his current (pre-coma) age, adding nothing and never including opinionated asides. The book was the most convincing of all he had written and sold reasonably well, even among fans of the Elemenstor cycle, the latter who valued it as an insight into the director's bizarre mind.

The book went into print around two months before Langomedes's coma, and sales spiked shortly after. Despite viewing Langomedes as "an infectious madness dancing through the airwaves," Felchem had to provide some sympathy: "Who knows what dim and crazed places he sees now, and what he may bring back with him should he awake?"