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Kallun

The major currency during the late Magic Sword Kings Period which was used all the way through the early Unsundering, the Kallun is a thin, ring-like currency covered in various motivational phrases. Minted by The Battal Happyfun Currency Society, the value of each individual ring-coin was based on how motivational of a phrase was written on it. It became popular due to its motivational effect on consumers, who had been largely unmotivated to buy anything thanks to the incredible problems plaguing the SoJ as currency late in its life. It went out of favor after the society ran out of good ideas for motivational phrases, and was replaced by both the Shieldalnd and the Sickloca.

Some samples of Kallun Motivational Phrases

• "Even as the Sun goes down, the Bright Moons rise to light your life!"
• "Work ALWAYS pays off!"
• "Don't worry, be happy!"
• "I think there's another Kallun on the ground over there for you!"
• "Man, I wish I had your life. No, seriously. It must be awesome to be you."
• "You win!"
• "Measure not the epicness by size of body but in breadth of heart."
• "Think to yourself it IS a beautiful day!"