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Kayeffsee

Bogyn's Nastiness Rating: -14 (Harmless)

Kayeffsees are a species of jungle wildfowl native to various parts of Zonardia. They have red and white plummage and enjoy tropical habitats. Over the years, Kayeffsees have developed a defensive adaptation that allows them to rapidly increase their metabolism so that their body heat grows so intense that they roast themselves alive. While this discouraged predators at first, later generations realized they had essentially discovered a self-cooking meal. Suffice it to say that they are quickily becoming endangered. The only reason they’re not extinct is because they spend 70% of their lifespan copulating.