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Kettletrop Longerdunger

Kettletrop Longerdunger is an enterpenuer one might say. He is skilled at "acquiring" things, things that are difficult to "acquire", if you know what I mean. He has a contract with the manager of the Sleepy Wheatgrass tavern in Bizarkule, in which he "acquires" things that the manager needs and the manager allows Kettletrop to use the tavern as his "office".

Kettletrop plays a part in the Tides of Epic Conflict Saga both as the source of Lord Hopebane's poison supply and as comic relief during the entire saga as he is chased around by The Kapiten who is trying to catch him doing something wrong. The Kapiten has never caught him though because Kettletrop is either too discrete for him or The Kapiten is just too stupid to figure out what he's doing. Not to mention that Berger Tenkalluns usually gets involved and chews out The Kapiten for ruining some function that he was attending, which gives Kettletrop the time to "acquire" what he needs. Then he makes a graceful exit, usually making a crack at The Kapiten's expense which everyone laughs at profusely while Kettletrop leaves.