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King Selent's Wedding Cake

This wedding cake was created by Gragnakas. Apparently, after his very first bout of drunken poker with King Selent, he'd gambled away his frontal lobe. Selent decided that in exchange for his sentience, Gragnakas would have to make something for his wedding. Realizing that the King hadn't been particularily specific, he decided to do something simple, and make the cake. The result was a cake the size of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon and coated in Cream So Heavy It Cannot Be Classified As Cream And Is Instead Considered An Exotic Form Of Matter. This made it completely inedible, and even indestructible. However, it did offer an excellent view of Fort Sickle, so Selent let it slide.

It is said that when the cream coating cracks, the Kingdom of Alfafanar will end. This is probably just some good PR work.