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Kittens

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Kittens

 

Bogyn's Nastiness Rating: -55 (Harmless)

 

Not, as many people believe, the larval form of Cats. Not, in fact, even creatures, but naturally occurring, homeopathic substances from the mines of Parsonya and Yymp.

 

Kitten, or alloys of kitten, such as Cabbit, are homeopathic substances used in much new-age bullflop medicine. The touch and sound of pure, or semi-pure kitten causes relief of stress and loss of pain. As the saying goes; "Look at the kitten on the left. His name is philip."

 

Kitten In a Boot is a particularly powerful and addictive derivative of Kitten, used as a general anaesthetic in particularly painful surgery. It has been known to cause side-effects of Puppy Dog Eyes.

 

"There," said the large man. "The kittens will make your sad go away."

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