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Krakajak

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Krakajak

 

A very religious and enriching experience for a Dwarf. There is also much conjecture that this also marks the period of dwarven estrus.

 

For everyone else, it's like being thrown into a room with 1 metric tonne of assorted and mixed drugs, an intravenous alcohol feed and a small city's worth of hookers for a week.

 

Krakajak is usually commenced with the cry "It's friday, it's the sixth week, it's KRAKAJAK!"

 

The only Dwarven place where Krakajak is not observed is the Fortress-City of Grothondogrim: because of a major housing problem, monogamy is enforced.

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