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Kundo Maaa

Born in 15,517, Kundo Maaa was an exceptional speciman of the War Men, thought by many to be the mightiest of his period. Born into a family of exceedingly dimwitted War Men, Kundo pushed himself to greatness both mental and physical. By 15,530 he was considered one of the top scholars at the School of Pillaging, Burning, and Raping. By 15,532 he was in charge of the heft of the War Men armies of the Savage Barrenlands. At the top of Mt Savage Wang, the tallest of the underground mountains in the the underground kingdom of the War Men, he built a mighty fortress where he housed and trained his scores of bloodthirsty savages.

Then, he fulfilled his grand destiny in 15,548 when he led a band of warriors to attack Castle Whitecrag, where he personally murdered the Benevolent Archduke with a very large shovel. To further the heinousness of his act, he additionally stole the legendary Pendant of Many Seasons from the corpse of the Archduke with plans to invoke it's powers to create the new fifth season, Frumper. This act was so terrible as to strike fear into the very hearts of the leaders of The Sickle. So much so that in 15,555 the Barrenlands Charter was signed which granted the War Men the Desolate Plains, their new aboveground realm.

Kundo Maaa retired from his life of military conquest in 15,572 and was never heard from again. Some believed that he had grown tired of the brokered peace of the Barrenlands Charter and returned to the belowgrounds to raise a new, mightier army to threaten havoc on The Sickle anew. Still others believed that he had been sucked into an alternate dimension upon trying to loose the powers of the Pendant of Many Seasons on The Sickle, never truely understanding the power it was capable of. The only thing agreed upon is that he is not yet fully gone from the land of Battal.