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Law 183

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Law # 183

Tenant of Gender Preservation

 

  1. No item shall be enchanted to permenantly and irrevocably alter the gender of any person that comes in contact with said item.
  2. Any item enchanted with gender altering qualities will abide by at least one of the following:
    1. The gender change lasts for a period not longer than 24 standard hours
    2. The item issues a plainly worded verbal warning regarding its purpose with respect to gender alteration prior to said alteration AND provides sufficent time for a potential user to flee the effective range of the item prior to activating the enchantment.
      1. Sufficent time is defined as the length of time required for the average peasant to run like heck away from a gender-switching item before it activates.
  3. Persons claiming to have suffered irrevocable gender alteration will bear the burden of proof when applying to the Item Law Makers Guild for formal gender reversal assistance.
    1. Suitable Proof of Gender may include the following:
      1. Three (3) unrelated, sworn witnesses of proper age and reputation to testify as to the person's original gender
      2. Visual documentation of the person's original naughty bits prior to the purported gender change
        1. The use of timesorc'ley to travel into the future expressly to document the desired naughty bits with the intention of deceiving the Item Law Makers Guild as to a person's true gender will result in denial of application and an Order of 5x Size Reduction of Naughty Bits against the transgressor

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