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Law 193

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Item Law #193

 

Law of Broken Auras

 

  1. This law shall apply to all items enchanted to bestow increased/decreased enhancements or "buffs" upon others through passive aura or areas of effect.
  2. All above described abilities may be easily neutralized by the following distractions:
    1. Inspiring or moving music
    2. Motivational Speech
    3. Sexy Dancing
    4. Extreme Cuteness of Fuzzy Animal or Small Child.
  3. If distraction is a sexily dancing small fuzzy anthropomorphic juvenile creature singing a motiviational song, Item shall immediately explode.
    1. Explosion shall be proportional to Epicness of item.

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