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Law 324

Sufficient Sanitation Law

1. Items are to have a codex of appropriate sanitation procedures stored at the Item Law Makers Guild at all times, and such codex is to be rendered to any interested party upon request within a period of 6 business cycles.
1. "Appropriate sanitation procedures" must be approved by a board composed of 3 advocates, one from the Item Sanitation Guild, one from one of the lazy-no-goodnicks of the Wash it Tomorrow Guild and a neutral third party representative associated with neither guild.
2. If an item is kept excessively sanitary or unsanitary, a complaint may be filed with the appropriate guild and all such complaints must be answered within a period no less than 3330 Elim.