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Item Law #370

The Dairy Inevitibilty Law

1. Just in case anyone tries to sneek another dairy product by as not a food item, in order to avoid Law 54, no dairy products may be enchanted for any purpose unless they are passed as not food by the official food taster of the Item Law Makers Guild.

Notes

This law was created when some wag attempted to bypass Law 54 by enchanting a cheese made by a less than talented Dairyman claiming "Have you tasted that cheese, if it is food my foot is too!" Fortunatly the Item Law Makers Guild immediately found him guilty of a technicality involving the newly made and little understood Law 369 and had the poor man thrown to the tender mercies of the Item Death Squad, and none too soon if you ask me.