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Law 500

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Item Law #500

 

Hallway Order Clause

 

  1. There shall be no running in the hallways with any Items bearing pointy bits.
    1. Those who fail to heed this law will be taxed accordingly, and made to sit upon the Punishment Stool of Naughtychair Drax for a number of minutes not to exceed twenty.
    2. Not to mention that failure to follow this law will almost certainly result in the putting-out of an individual's eye by said item (this individual may be the bearer of said item or some innocent passerby).

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