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Item Law #52
Wink-Wink, Nudge-Nudge Clause
- Some Items shall not be allowed to be used in the presence of your mother, or any female relatives. Or your mother-in-law. (You know what these items are, and we're not going to tell you.)
- In case you don't know that the item is inappropriate for use in front of said ladies, you will be fined an extra 20% of the item cost, plus an additional 10% for being excessively dull.
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