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Leh Cructus

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Leh Cructus

 

Alignment

(-/-/~)

 

Domains

  • Ooamp
  • Puzzles
  • Riddles
  • Inadequacy
  • Inferiority

 

Other Names

  • The Riddle Master
  • Puzzle King
  • The Inferior

 

Known Relations

  • None

 

Description

Leh Cructus is typically pictured as an old man dressed in shabby robes solving a puzzle and who cackles madly when posing a riddle. He is the mighty Higherlark who, due to a massive inferiority complex, quoted puzzles to the Ooamp in a desperate attempt to prove his superiority. He died of the palsy after one of his riddles was answered with another question, one he could not answer: "Your left or my left?"

 

Some of the stupidest, vaguest and most poorly thought-out puzzles and riddles of Battal are Leh Cructus' creations. The one about the swallow is especially well-known.

 

Lore

  • The Riddles of the Ooamp
  • The Book of a Thousand Puzzles
  • 1001 Retarded Leaps in Logic
  • Oh Shit, 1001 More Retarded Leaps in Logic
  • The Start

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