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Lord ElamenSTAR Q
A nickname for the new executive producer at FÖZZIE. The nickname comes from a famous interview where he threatened legal action if his real name was written in a way that went against his desires. His demands were that it was to be printed in the Runeglyphabet... and on cheese squiggles. Due to those reasons, we will not be taking the risk of writing his real name on this page.
Little is known about him other than basic facts about his history. He was born in Japan in 1978, and lived there until he abruptly left to get a college degree from a university in the United States. He became obsessed with the entire Epic Legends franchise in his college years and was eventually leading protests on behalf of the Dark Fourteen. He was hired by Multigame Corp after their Japanese branch acquired FÖZZIE in the ongoing attempt to tighten their monopolistic grip on the franchise, mostly because he seemed semi-knowledgeable about what the hardcore fanbase would want to import from Japan. At least one Multigame executive was heard saying that he projected the same kind of mood as Langomedes did while he was still conscious. His opinions on several of the more speculative aspects of the saga are evident in his works; for example, the appearances of the Dark Master in his series reflect the Cardboard Tube Samurai theory.
His first major creative contribution to the world of ELotH:TES (specifically, The Wizbits) was as the producer of Wizbits Extreme: Ultra battle Final, which set the stage for his next creative endevour, and also fractured the ELotH:TES reality/canon into a million shards in an attempt to fix long standing continuity errors within the franchise. This work had to later be re-resolved by a different work (Countdown to Infinite Wizbits), a work that he reportedly refuses to acknowledge the physical existance of.
As the executive producer of ElamenSTAR Shuffle, Q is reportedly disappointed with the limited influence he has over the larger canon.
His known ties to the Dark Fourteen have earned him a banned status at any conventions where Tycho Brahe is scheduled to speak at. Woe be to any organizer who forgets this fact.
Comments (2)
Anonymous said
at 5:03 pm on Feb 2, 2006
Isn't this also [Anti-James]
Anonymous said
at 6:56 pm on Feb 2, 2006
I believe that's how the rumor rolls
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