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Martyr of the Alliance

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Martyr of the Alliance

 

After the initial shock of the news of Rothgar Eater of Quilp Cheese's and Vaxin the Tiny's deaths, those left alive in the Albrosian Alliance realized that not only would they be missing their leaders in the years to come, but also a substantial amount of wealth which Rothgar and Vaxin had always managed to scrounge together somehow, usually via some crazy adventure only that pair could get themselves embroiled into or through the use and abuse of Vaxin's nubile body and considerable reputation. (She would dance naked in the streets while Rothgar would mug any wealthy-looking gawkers. What did you think that meant?)

 

However, they did still posses several hundred crates of Rothgar merchandise. Knowing that his death coupled with a strong marketing campaign could, as Rothgar would say, earn them "big bucks", Rothgar was quickly appointed as the Martyr of the Alliance, despite the fact that he probably would have preferred a title like "Coolest Guy In the Alliance" or something similar. Still, the plan went ahead and was a great success. While the Alliance no longer had the roguish sensibilities of Rothgar Linker of Sausage at the helm, it did now have enough money to choke a family of sperm whales, which fankly is more then enough to fake it in style. This glut of wealth managed to hold the Alliance together until 9,825 when The Smotening put an end to the good times, for a while a least.

 

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