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Mike Krahulik

Widely known as "The one in the Pac-Man shirt", Mike Krahulik was a crazed fan of Tycho Brahe's. In the end, this fandom gave way to obsession, with Mr. Krahulik attempting to force his way into Mr. Brahe's home. The resulting struggle (during which it is said Mr. Brahe screamed like a little girl) was ended only when Tycho's wife subdued Mr. Krahulik with a lamp.

Mr. Krahulik was later sentenced to death by Mr. Brahe (a sentence yet to be carried out on the grounds that Mr Brahe does not have the authority to order executions) for his actions. Mr. Brahe, some say, was even less lucky; his back broken and his testicles rendered useless, Tycho sank into a deep depression that many believe led directly to his infamous "drinking and pill binge" stage. The incident was also responsible for nearly bringing an untimely end to The Elemenstor Saga, which was incomplete at the time of the attack.

It is widely believed that Mr. Krahulik is the founder of the Dark Fourteen. Though no direct evidence can be found of this, he has neither confirmed nor denied the accusation.

It is also rumored that Mike Krahulik is the true identity of The Wizbits Kid.